I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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