Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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