I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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