Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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