FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.