You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I have fence marks all over my body
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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