What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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