doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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