Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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