You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
this hospital has no fireball
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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