i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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