whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
