even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I think people are normalizing furries
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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