called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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