You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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