somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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