I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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