Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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