You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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