its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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