quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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