Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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