Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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