They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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