Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
birth control should be required to get into college
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Randomize
