Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
