i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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