They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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