I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Blood and glitter go together right?
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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