But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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