So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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