Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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