Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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