I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
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It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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