found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize
