i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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