guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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