chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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