Jerry, you need to find god
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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