Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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