So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Let's paint friendship bongs
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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