Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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