nutella sex= disaster
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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