No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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