Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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