is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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