judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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