he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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