GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
