i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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