apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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