That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
The best revenge is premature balding
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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