I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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