was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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