I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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