And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
