Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Come share oat with me in your robe
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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