My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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