just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
